WELCOME 2 MY AWESOME SITE
This is a lovingly terrible tribute to the golden age of personal websites: loud colors, weird animations, scrolling text, and exactly zero restraint.
If a modern UI designer cries while looking at this page, then we nailed it.
| WEB FEATURE | STATUS | POWER LEVEL |
|---|---|---|
| Animated GIF overload | ONLINE | MAXIMUM |
| Blinking headlines | UNHINGED | 11/10 |
| Future links menu | READY | GROWING |